Monday, June 4, 2012

Untitled Soviet romcom project


Sex and the City is the most popular television series to date among women age 15-48.  It practically created the Romantic Dramedy genre.  It ran 94 episodes over 6 seasons, even though each episode addressed essentially one question:  Is the female lead a skank or not?  And the answer was inevitably:  Whatever works for the next episode. 
                Why was this simple formula such a winner?  Because the question “Is she a skank or not?” has been the central question surrounding femininity for, like, millions of years.  It’s on everyone’s mind.  And with SATC, the hook’s right there in the title.  Is the lead going to have sex with the entire city? Is she the ultimate skank?  That’s what viewers want to know.  But what viewers also want to know is, did women throughout history strive to be the ultimate skank as well?
                I’m taking you to a place far away, a place north of China, south of Santa, but close to your heart.  Are you there?  It’s Russia.  Soviet Russia (we also went back in time).  It’s Sex and Soviet Russia, but that’s a terrible idea for a title.
                Which city?  No problem.  Let’s see.  Berlin.  Lots of skanking going on there.  Oh, sorry, I’ll stop saying that.  No Berlin, no problem, I got tons of others.  Vladisvostok.  Moscow.  Helskankski.  Get it?  Oh right, sorry.  Wait, what’s that one place?  Where they mutated babies or something?  Chernobyl!  That’s our city.  Oh, it’s not a city?  Well, Ivana works at Chernobyl, she keeps a diary, and she’s hot for her boss, and so’s he, and poof!  Love.  Also nuclear disaster.  So better as a feature than a series.

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